By Josh Shaver Posted October 23, 2012
Q: Do you watch the Jersey Shore?
A: Bad question move on.
Q: What is your favorite thing about Lowry?
A: Seeing all the smiling faces:)
Q: On a scale of 1-10 how do you rate homecoming?
A: 10, bro it was pretty cool I guess. Alex’s dancing was the best.
Q: What’s your favorite color?
A: Hot pink.
Q: Do you think is a joke?
A: Nah man that ain’t me.
Q: What did you eat for breakfast?
A: A bowl of nails, without any milk.
Q: Do you like pork chops?
A: I don’t like pork chops. I love pork chops.
Q: Where do you want to live when you’re older?
A: Preferably the moon.
Q: What’s up with all these books?
A: I’m here for the booty-scratching contest, keep up man, keep up.
Q: What do you hope to accomplish in high school?
A: Get buckets.
Q: Who are you going to lunch with today?
A: Lance Bass.
Q: What’s your favorite number?
Q: What’s your favorite food?
A: Kickin Wings.
Q: What color shirt are you wearing?
A: It’s a cardigan thanks for asking.
Q: What is your favorite song?
A: “It’s time” by Imagine Dragons.
Q: What were your first words?
A: I’m Torque.
Q: Why do you go to school every day?
A: Because it’s required of me, and I have to earn a scholarship.
Q: Do your parents still love you?
A: You bet your boots they do.
Q: Do you have somebody that you use to know?
A: You tell me.
Q: Do you know how to Dougie?
A: I could teach ya.