Aries (March 21 - April 19) - It’s almost Aries season. And spring break. Live in the moment and let the sun fuel your fire.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) - Apply for college before it's too late.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20) - Life is stressful. Watch season 7 episode 19 of “The Office”.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22) - If you’re going to keep crying at a rate of 45 tears per minute, it would be in your best interest to drink some water.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) - Stop following the Kardashians and focus on yourself. They’re made of plastic and were born into wealth because of Kim’s… you know.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22) - Write a book before graduation. Title it “The Misadventures of a High School Senior”.
Libra (September 23 – October 22) - Being book-smart will only get you so far.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) - Buzzfeed personality quizzes are not a valid reason to stay up until 2 a.m.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) - Being optimistic isn’t always your best option. Maybe the cup is simply half.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19) - Stop posting so much on your Snapchat story. I promise you, three snaps is more than enough.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) - From now on, only accept apologies in the form of ice cream and changed behavior.
Pisces (February 18 - March 20) - If you haven’t already, adopt a reptile. A lizard would suit your cold-blooded personality perfectly.
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