Aries (March 21 - April 19) - Since you follow through with absolutely nothing , our best guess is that you’ll be offered a job at a high paying company and sleep through your alarm clock on your first day.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) - Fast food. Either spending all your money on it or working it.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20) - You will want to become a geologist until you realize that chemistry is involved.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22) - Maintain your mental health with some Magnolia candles and bubble baths. One more breakdown and McDonald’s for life it is.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) - You’ll soon be the next King/Queen of England.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22) - You might not have every detail figured out. Who does though? Never lose your tunnel vision.
Libra (September 23 – October 22) - Either Harvard or community college, since you have such a problem with being indecisive.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) - If you don’t clean up your act, life will clean it up for you. It won’t be pretty. One word: priorities.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) - Just taking a wild guess here… bacon-grease slip-n-slide.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19) - Take yourself seriously, otherwise no one will.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) - Keep growing your luscious locks and you’ll soon join a heavy-metal band.
Pisces (February 18 - March 20) - Your truck will break down after your grad party. Unfortunately, you’ll be stuck in Winnemucca for at least another month.