By Kevin Boyle Posted April 18, 2012
Do eat food that you find on the ground, it tastes like chicken.
Do track unless you want to do real sport then try baseball.
Do not wear basketball shoes in the halls it’s like wearing cleats in a gym.
Do change your name to Kevin.
Do be annoying. Who needs friends anyway?
Do not steal money from the cash register.
Do not seek the treasure.
Do win the lottery, unless you share your winning with other dumb people.
Do not jump out of the windows.
Do beat West Wendover.
Do not get the twenty-piece chicken McNuggets; it’s too much plastic for your daily diet.
Do not read “Beauty Magazine”, it will only make you feel ugly.
Do get kids kicked off the team.
Do not be sarcastic, I hate sarcastic people.
Do buy gas, now you can loan against the equity in your home to fill up.
Do go watch the “Hunger Games”. Wait, the “Hunger Games” is dumb.
Above all else, be cool Lowry.