By Kevin Boyle Posted December 14, 2011
I’ll be right back after I film this sting ray.
Don’t worry; sharks don’t like the taste of people.
Watch this I am going to feed that lion by hand.
I can swim across that river easily.
Libya will not revolt against me.
If Chuck Norris gets in my face again, I’m going to fight him.
And for my next act, I need someone to hit me in the stomach.
Lightning never strikes twice.
Tarzan has nothing on me.
Watch this. I am going to hit that Rhino with a rock.
Cliff diving…really super easy.
Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls.
Film me planking on this parking garage.
Iceberg ahead! I’m not afraid of an iceberg.
Seriously, when have you ever heard of an elephant stampeding.
I am going hunting with Dick Cheney later.
I’m going to live forever.