By Destiny James Posted April 18, 2012
Many unusual things are heard in the halls and classrooms of Lowry High school. Many things we’ve heard in which no one would quite understand such as:
- Over the PA: “Would the student who just got hit in the head by the attendance door, please return to the office.”
- “I love dog bones.”
- “I like to gnaw on things.”
- “Biting is the key to getting everything
- “Why is it wet outside?” (as it is raining)
- “Do you have a Mohawk?” (looking at a boy with a Mohawk)
- “What period are we going to?” (as she arrives to school Monday morning)
- “Press the u button on the keyboard.” “What you button?”
- Jessie’s laugh.
- “Dude that’s totally chill.”
- “Espy, you’re a morning baby,” Austin Jenkins.
- “Will you smell my shirt and tell me if it smells funny?”
- “I can see up your nose.”
- “Do you wear glasses.” (as someone is wearing them)
- “Can a bald person get dandruff?”
- “Why are you a boy?”
- “I would like to be a fish.”
- “He has luscious hair,” Calvin Connors.
- “Is ‘Forrest Gump’ a true story?”
- “Is asking someone how old they are like asking someone if they are pregnant? “
- “Mr. Williams, can I cuss in a foreign language?” Trenton Smith.
