By Jessie Schirrick Posted February 18, 2015 How much hash would a hashtag tag if a hashtag could hashtag? Pigeons are like the homeless people of the bird world. Speaking of
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Jessie’s Journal
By Jessie Schirrick Posted December 17, 2014 In the winter, there is no room in my heart for happiness because it is full of snow. I don’t understand why Christmas is
Jessie’s Journal
By Jessie, Schirrick Posted February 19, 2014 Have you ever noticed that boys are automatically 50% funnier than girls? If a girl throws a pie in someone’s face it’s considered more
Jessie’s Journal
By Jessie Schirrick Posted December 18, 2013 All cheeseburgers are hamburgers, but not all hamburgers are cheeseburgers. My body is a happy body and all my different body parts and
Jessie’s Journal
By Jessie Schirrick Posted October 16, 2013 The Tuna Diet Plan, here’s how it works: eat nothing because tuna is disgusting. Whenever a U2 song plays, an angel gets its
Jessie’s Journal
By Jessie Schirrick Posted May 29, 2013 School’s for fools/ghouls/tools/mules. Break all da rulez. Enjoy the time you have with your cell phone games because you will inevitably get bored and
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By Jessie Schirrick Posted April 17, 2013 I like my men how I like my pie, Key Lime. Go ask Alice, When she’s ten feet tall! Shout out to Hailey Hayes.
Jessie’s Journal
By Jessie Schirrick Posted April 17, 2013 I like my men how I like my pie, Key Lime. Go ask Alice, When she’s ten feet tall! Shout out to Hailey
Jessie’s Journal
By Jessie Schirrick Posted February 6, 2013 This stuff is everything good and nothing bad. You know who likes Abraham Lincoln? Jessie likes Abraham Lincoln. My freakin’ face ate everything.
Jessie’s Journal
By Jessie Schrrick Posted December 12, 2012 I like the feeling of catching something. It brings me great joy and satisfaction. Like catching a ball or a cumbersome object.You would