By Harley Long Posted October 12, 2011
Twitter is a website that allows you to update statuses frequently called “tweets” that tell what you are doing every moment. Below are some words of wisdom tweeted by celebrities:
“Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.” – P. J. O’Rourke.
“Don’t you hate it when you’re lost in the woods with no shirt on, and Abercrombie takes a picture of you?” – Chaz Bono.
“I can’t believe my grandma is making me take out the garbage, I’m rich. I’m going home, I don’t need this.” – 50 Cent.
“When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.”- Ludacris.
“I can’t believe we went all the way through the last 10 years without collectively agreeing what to call that decade.” – Al Yankovic.
“You can basically say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end.” – Kayne West.
“Someone approached me and asked me if I was that chick from the L word….” – Justin Beiber.
“If the kids in the backseat are fighting, is it wrong to make a hard turn so the instigator hits the door? Purely hypothetical, of course.” – Tony Hawk.
“Can we go back to using Facebook for what is was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?” – Bill Maher.
“Sitting in green room with Justin Beiber, must resist my urge to roundhouse kick him in the face.” – Will Ferrell.
“Any song with more than 2 of these words, I hate: rhythm, night, heat, dance, love, kiss, feel, fire, pokerface.” – Rainn Wilson.