By Brody Goucher and Aimee Brandon Posted June 9, 2016
Hello Lowry, it’s Aimee, for this year’s last edition of Lowry Code we’re going to bring back the one and only Brody Goucher as a celebrity writer. Hold back the tears for this one since it’s the last Lowry Code with Brody. Our first topic is graduation since it’s the thing bringing seniors everywhere tears of joy and parents everywhere tears of relief. And then is everyone’s favorite time of the year summer! In the wise words of Olaf, “Winter’s a good time to stay in and cuddle but put me in summer and I’ll be a happy snowman!” So let’s all be happy snowmen and women this summer.
Brody: What’s up Lowry High? I bet everyone missed my clever, fun, and hysterical writing but I’m not here to talk about me, I’m here to talk about graduation. It’s finally that time of year again Lowry, seniors are about to be sent into the big, scary world. I think graduation is too serious, the cap and gown thing kind of gets on my nerves. Why should I have to wear a fancy bathrobe just to walk with my class, they should force us to wear something a little more formal like a bro-tank and some cargo shorts. I also love how most of the senior meetings for graduation consist of counselors and student body leaders threatening us that if we breathe wrong then we won’t walk. I don’t want to be a buzz kill though so enjoy your beautiful ceremony seniors.
Aimee: Graduation is not NBD. You’ve spent at least 13 years in school for those couple hours and that piece of paper and I honestly think that’s why they do the big ceremony and the fancy “bathrobes” to make it seem like the last 13 years you’ve spent in hell were worth it. I, as a junior, have senioritis like I’m very ready to graduate already. Alas, I have to wait another year. Senioritis is a real disease and the only cure is graduation and breaks are a temporary cure. Congrats to all the seniors who have survived the GPA-dropping sickness of senioritis. As for me, I’ll be using summer as a temporary cure.
Brody: Summer, love is in the air; everyone is breaking up because of graduation and everyone is just single and ready to mingle again, it is really the best time of year. I love the sexy tan lines that I get on my body and all the looks I get from the ladies. Anyway, if you want to make the most of your summer then go camping, fishing, or play a good round of tennis. Do not be like Weston, who sits in his dark bedroom with nothing but a flashlight, just nerding-out of his magic cards in his Star Trek underwear. Anyway, you only get four summers in high school so do as many stupid things as you possibly can before your actual life starts because “The Man” can’t touch you while you’re under eighteen.
Aimee: Summer, love is in the air; you can not worry about school and go on adventures with your BF or GF, it is really the best time of year. And tan lines are kinda annoying especially the side of the line that is white AF, but idk some people think they’re cute. So ideal summer happens at the beach, but we live in Winnemucca. So my solution for you is to head out to the sand dunes get some and stick it front of a swimming pool, there you go makeshift beach. But have a good, fun, legal summer Lowry see you next year.
Well, this will be the last time that I will be writing Lowry Code but it is fitting because the year is coming to a close. Shout Out to Dani Rickerballer for convincing me to do this last year and Lowry have a great summer, peace out.
