Do’s and Dont’s

By Tanner Ames Posted April 16, 2014

Do continue reading this article. It will get better.

Don’t forget to go to the movies. The Captain America sequel is out, and Rio 2 is coming.

Do enjoy the excess hard-boiled eggs and candy you are about to receive.

Don’t diss Easter.

Don’t forget that Easter is more than bunnies, eggs, and peeps. There is also a religious factor and it also allows you to spend time with your family

Do wear something nice on Easter. It’s really nice to feel nice, so you have to look nice.

Don’t think a short sleeve button-up shirt is the nicest you’ve got.

Do wear a full suit. As Wyatt Lester once said, “Do wear a full suit at least once in your life, you feel powerful.”

Don’t think you can only wear a suit once in your life though.

Do something nice.

Don’t do drugs, they aren’t nice.

Do look back throughout the years. You might remember something important.

Do look through your parents’ yearbooks. You can see how funny they use to look (sorry Mom).

Don’t make fun of your parents. They brought you into this world, and they can take you out.

Do respect your parents, they may have had a funny hairstyle, but that was long ago.

Don’t eat peeps. Just don’t. They’re nasty.

Do try putting roasting them on fire. That sounds like a good idea.

Don’t eat all of the hard-boiled eggs you get on the first day. Too many eggs man.

Do something special with them. Put them in a salad, or make egg salad (those are two different things, just to clarify).