By Samm Sharp Posted December 7, 2017
Do leave cookies for Santa (you can eat them when he doesn’t come).
Don’t venture outdoors. Unless to go sledding. Then do.
Don’t be merry. Bah Humbug.
Do eat a lot of food. Tis the season for a winter body.
Don’t stand and wait under the mistletoe. No one wants to kiss you.
Do treat yo’self.
But don’t shop only for yourself.
Don’t eat yellow snow.
I feel that this goes unsaid, but don’t wear Christmas sweaters.
Do watch “A Christmas Story”. You gotta.
Don’t do your homework over break. There are much better ways to spend your time.
Do decorate.
But minimal effort in decorating.
Do buy gag gifts for your friends.Don’t go too crazy on New Years. You have school on January 2.