Jessie’s Journal

By Jessie Schirrick Posted October 16, 2013

The Tuna Diet Plan, here’s how it works: eat nothing because tuna is disgusting.

Whenever a U2 song plays, an angel gets its wings.

I don’t know why people always say they’d rather hurt than feel nothing at all, if I burned my hand with a searing hot metal rod I’d definitely rather be numb than feel the intense pain that would be sure to ensue. However it seems to be a popular lyric amongst today’s hit songs, so whatever floats your boat.

I’ve been spending all my lunch money on iTunes so I can taste the music.

The noises I can make are better than the words I can say.

That awkward moment when you get out of the shower and you’re completely naked…

This Jim Henson guy, what a character, I find it strange that nobody thought twice about any of his work. Not that I’m complaining, “The Labyrinth” is a cinematic masterpiece. Silver spandex pants on a grown man never looked so good.

“When the power of 80’s music overcomes the power of hate, the world will know peace.” – Jim Hendrix

If exploiting children for cheap labor so I can get my video games for half the price they would be if they were made in the US is wrong, then I don’t want to be right. Hard work builds character and life skills, it will pay off in the long run.

When life gives me lemons I tend to squirt them in my eyes and make everything worse.

My strengths include answering straightforward questions in the most confusing way possible and driving. One of the previous claims was a lie.
My friend, Rachael Foster grade 11, gets embarrassed easily but I’m sure she won’t mind if I advertise it in the middle of an article for the school newspaper. She’s really weird like that.

I find it really hard to bring myself to read really popular books because I don’t want all the same knowledge as everyone else, that’s not sacred.