By Jessie Schirrick Posted February 19, 2014
Have you ever noticed that boys are automatically 50% funnier than girls? If a girl throws a pie in someone’s face it’s considered more rude and weird than funny, but if a guy throws a pie in someone’s face it’s still pretty rude, but more funny than weird.
Important Life-Saving Survival Tip: A poncho is protective clothing and a blanket.
Pastrami smells good, but it is not good to smell like pastrami. There is food that will melt in your mouth; almonds are not that kind of food.
Singing makes the day go by faster. Just sing a song whenever you feel the need. Make songs out of everyday situations. For example one of my personal favorites is “Walking to School.” Even if you don’t have a good singing voice just let yourself sing and I’m sure it’ll help you feel happier throughout the day.
What do people from other countries envision when hear about America? Like when I hear England I just imagine old black and white photos or when I hear of Mexico I just picture a jubilant party scene.
Where in the world do those crazy techno-sounding bleeps they put in pop songs come these days? How can you create a sound that has never been heard before? It seems like it could be the same sound of a zipper being zipped just sped and slowed down according to whatever sound should be produced.
Katy Perry has never done anything good for anybody. Her fan base is one of the seven great wonders of the world.
I don’t know exactly how a microwave works, but I feel like I should because I use it all the time. I use a lot of things that I don’t know how they work. Television, cellphones, computers. I’m sure I’m not the only one either. How is it possible that you can use something all the time but have no idea exactly how it works? What if scientists keep building technology on top of other technology and then they forget how the basic technology worked in the first place?
