By Kaity Sample and Dylan Kalkoske Posted March 07, 2017
Dylan
What is the first thing you would do if the world ended tomorrow?
Kaity
Tell my mom I love her and then rob a bank so I can get rich or die trying. What would you do in such a crisis?
Dylan
I would first figure out how the world was going to end and then figure out a way to live. After everything was gone I would create my own civilization and make fake friends out of sticks and other things in the forest to keep me company before I die from starvation, because I think when the world ended all the animals died too.
Kaity
Wow, I just now realized how dumb you are. But I can definitely see where you are coming from. Have you ever done something so entirely dumb but no one was around to see?
Dylan
Yeah kinda like you the one time when you slipped on the hill and looked around to see if anyone was there and I was standing there laughing at you
Kaity
Yeah actually I tripped and fell in the solar lot yesterday and I just sat there and laughed at myself.
Dylan
You just have a rough life, don’t you? But I have a question. What would you do if you couldn’t have your phone for a month?
Kaity
It is a rough life but hey, someone’s gotta live it. And if I didn’t have my phone for an entire month I would probably just continue regular life. I usually lose my phone on a daily basis anyway so I don’t think it would affect me a whole lot. What about you?
Dylan
I think it wouldn’t be too bad if I lost my phone I just wouldn’t know how to communicate with friends and I also probably wouldn’t know what to do with myself, so yeah I wouldn’t be okay without my phone.
Kaity
What is your favorite meme?
Dylan
My favorite meme is the one with Mike Tyson and they are making fun of his lisp! What is yours?
Kaity
Mine is this one. I don’t think it needs an explanation as to why it is my favorite.
