By Darrin Nelson Posted December 16, 2015
Mr. Jeff Setzer has been a loyal teacher to Lowry High School for many years now. Over these years he has changed his looks a little, but now he is taking it to a whole new level.
“I know that I have made many changes but I need something new because change is good,” said Setzer.
For years Setzer has been a member of the band Bald and Beautiful. However, with Ron Beck’s retirement, he feels he wants to strike out on his own.
“When we perform I want nothing more than to kick my drums aside, go up to front center stage, and sing my heart out,” shared Setzer.
He thinks a new look is needed for his new solo career, but not everyone agrees.
“I was unaware of this preposterous act. However, I think Mr. Setzer can pull off any look, so good for him,” said Victor Rosas.
Others don’t like the idea at all.
“I like the way his head glistens in the sunlight, it is very majestic,” said sophomore Victor Rosas. “Hair will just be a distraction in class.”
Setzer had been thinking about getting hair plugs for quite some time and finally decided to go through with it.
“I could not tell you how long I have thought about getting these hair plugs, let’s just say I lost my hair before I could ride my bike,” said Setzer.
So Setzer is going to pull a Zayn Malik and leave the band, but instead of letting his talent go to waste he’s going solo. Setzer thinks his new look will be just the thing to make him popular, like Miley Cyrus.
After the procedure, Setzer will get back to teaching and riding his bike.
