By Kevin Boyle Posted October 12, 2011
(Warning: not real suggestions)
Do not use the word “hella” it is hella overused.
Do be quiet at pep assemblies unless you want to have fun.
Do not go down the hill outside the science building when it is snowing, you will slip and fall.
Do not get pregnant, you will not get on MTV’s 16 and Pregnant. You will be changing diapers
Do not make out in the hall, not because it is against the rule, but because no one wants to see it.
Don’t wear a bell on your pants, because you sound like a dog.
Do your homework, but after you play video games.
If you’re graduating this year, do abscond with as many items as you can: pencils, paper, etc.
If you’re in Volleyball put on some pants for goodness sake!
If you’re in football try a new motto, “shut up and block for Jace”.
If you’re in Cross Country there has got to be an easier way to get a varsity letter.
If you’re worried about conditioning for golf, don’t waste your time.
If you’re a freshman, do try not to ask too many stupid questions.
Above all else, try to stay cool Lowry.