By Aimee Brandon Posted January 21, 2015
Salty food is the best (i.e. pretzels and popcorn), but salty people are the worst. We all have at least one kid in a class who we wish would move to Timbuktu. On a side note, Timbuktu is a real place in Africa, but hey maybe they’ll get Ebola.
A salty person is bitter and grouchy. Some people are naturally salty some start the day off right then become salty.
To deal with those people you ignore them, but that usually results in more saltiness. Life is all about attitude and perspective; you have to choose how to react to problems. It’s like the Lowry vs Elko girls game on January 13. The Elko cheerleaders walked by the Lowry student section which booed loudly and spit out insults, but the cheerleaders just waved and grinned like idiots. They chose to not be salty, although they probably started talking smack right after our girls beat them.
So as you go to each of your classes today don’t let the salty people rub off on you, be sweet and maybe a little sassy.
