By Kevin Boyle Posted May 30, 2012
Do not listen to Espy.
Do not slack off.
Do take work seriously.
Do not do the Cha-Cha.
Do get ready for next year by burning this year’s supplies.
Do go camping, that’s not funny it’s just true.
Do not jump the campfire.
Do not get a job, then get fired.
Do live off your parents until they kick you out.
Do bow to your sensei, Bow To Your Sensei.
Do wear sunscreen, the benefits have been proven by science.
Do move to Canada, then move back after you realize how much it sucks.
Do not take up smoking, and then quit to save money.
Do try not to look stupid at the end of the year slide show.
Do not watch Harry Potter.
Do not trust the Facebook.
Do get to know your parents, you’ll miss them when they won’t give you any money.
Do stay classy Lowry.