Winter horoscopes

By Rylee Mathis December 18, 2013

Aries 3/21- 4/19 There are positive changes coming your way, Aries. Start tying your shoes and you’ll stop tripping in the hallways.

Taurus 4/20- 5/20 Time to be responsible. Get a job you lazy bum, and stop making your parents buy Taco Bell for you.

Gemini 5/21-6/20 It’s a stress-free Christmas for you, Gemini. So take a little time to chill out with some hot cocoa and a Snickerdoodle because you’ve got it all figured out this holiday season.

Cancer 6/21- 7/22 It’s going to be a moody Christmas this year. Be sure to step back and look at the big picture before you decide to go all King Kong with your friends and family.

Leo 7/23- 8/22 It’s about to get real, Leo. You’re going to be faced with an important decision this winter; more important than which kind of cheese to put on your Subway sandwich.

Virgo 8/23- 9/22 Inspiration is on the way. Use it to paint a picture or write a poem. Who knows, you could become the next Van Gogh. Aside from the whole ear fiasco, of course.

Libra 9/23- 10/22 A lot of people are depending on you this season but don’t spread yourself too thin. Nobody likes dry toast, Libra. Commit to what you can and let the unimportant stuff go.

Scorpio 10/23- 11/21 Staying positive is crucial this season. That flashy smile and upbeat attitude of yours could get you a prom date.

Sagittarius 11/22- 12/21 You may be feeling like something bad is going to happen. That’s probably because it is. But don’t worry; you’ll make it through alive. Probably.

Capricorn 12/22- 1/19 What goes around comes around Capricorn. *Cue Justin Timberlake’s song* Do good deeds this season and you’ll have good karma. You’re welcome.

Aquarius 1/20- 2/18 Looking for love in high school is silly. Focus your attention on important things like school and your favorite TV show.

Pisces 2/19- 3/ 20 Well sit you down at a piano and call you Alicia Keys because you’ve got a pocket full of sunshine this winter, Pisces. Don’t let anyone take your sunshine.