By Brody Goucher Posted October 15, 2014
Do participate in Homecoming Events, you might regret it when you’re super old, like 30.
Don’t ask someone to the dance you’ve met once.
Do go to the dance single, why have someone holding you back?
Don’t wear Elko colors to the Homecoming Game.
Do make your throat bleed from screaming loudly at the game.
Don’t scream in the person’s ear next to you because then you might be physically assaulted.
Do go to Lowry for a good time.
Don’t go to Lowry for an education.
Do use your phones in the hallways.
Don’t use them in class though.
Do tell your teacher you appreciate them if they’re bald
.Don’t encourage them to grow their hair out.
Do buy the new Bald & Beautiful album “Buffed and Shined.”
Don’t confuse Mr. Corak (the lead singer) with Pitbull, the highly overrated pop star.
Do listen to Mr. Setzer’s hit song “Words of Wisdom” on the B&B’s album.
Don’t have a least favorite teacher because then feelings get hurt.
Do focus on chewing your gum correctly.
Don’t pull it out of your mouth for everyone to see, that’s extremely annoying.
Do have a great rest of the year.
Don’t drop out, get expelled, or come to a horrible demise because that would just plainly suck.
