By Kaity Sample Posted April 27, 2016
The halls and classrooms of Lowry are unique, to say the least. They get crowded at times, and the loudness probably beats the Seattle Seahawks stadium record, but amongst the crowd, you can usually decipher some unusual statements. Here are a few.
“Isn’t today one of those weird Irish Holidays? I’m Irish, so that’s how I know.” Actually, it is called St. Patrick’s Day, and I don’t think you should be claiming that you are Irish if you know nothing about the culture, especially a world-wide known holiday. I also heard Connor Waldie walk into Espy’s class on St. Patrick’s Day shouting, “Happy St. Patty’s Day, my little Portuguese leprechaun you,” as he stared Mr. Espinola square in the face.
“I had a zit on my back and sat back in my chair so hard it popped.” Hahahahahahahhahah. That is literally one of the nastiest things I have ever heard someone say out loud. One thing is for sure: I won’t be leaning back in my chair at school anymore.
“I can honestly say that I hate some of my friends.” Are you serious? You say that now, but I’m almost 100 percent sure that when those “friends” come around, you are nice to their face. If you don’t really want to be someone’s friend, then don’t. Why waste not only yours but someone else’s?
“Math sucks, but I love Mr. Corak.” Wow. Finally, someone said something that everyone can agree with. I don’t care who you are; if you don’t like Corak, you are wrong.
“I have a lot of hair on my legs,” Jayson Smith.
“Whatever.” Chance
“Come look.” Jayson then continued to prove that he had a substantial amount of leg hair.
