By Clarissa Olson Posted May 9, 2018
MS. TANYA GRADY
Who is Ms. Ruff’s favorite celebrity? “Michael Phelps.”
What is Ms. Ruff’s favorite thing about science? “Making things explode.”
What would Ms. Ruff do in the event of a zombie apocalypse? “She would try to figure out how to clone the zombies and make them into world-record-breaking swimmers.”
What card game is Ms. Ruff best at? “Poker.”
If Ms. Ruff could have any job in the world, other than the one she has, what would it be? “Being a personal trainer.”
What is Ms. Ruff’s favorite genre of music? “Classic Rock.”
What is Ms. Ruff’s favorite word? “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.”
MS. ALEXIS MATTSON
Who is Ms. Ruff’s favorite celebrity? “Hey Ruff, who’s your favorite celeb? She doesn’t have one.”
What is Ms. Ruff’s favorite thing about science? “Chemistry of course.”
What would Ms. Ruff do in the event of a zombie apocalypse? “I guarantee you she would find some way to blow them up. She’d take a bunch of chemicals and put them together to blow the zombies up.”
What card game is Ms. Ruff best at? “I would have to say poker.”
If Ms. Ruff could have any job in the world, other than the one she has, what would it be? “A biochemistry engineer.”
What is Ms. Ruff’s favorite genre of music? “I know this one. Hey what’s your favorite music genre… I know I’m cheating, but we talked about this the other day at lunch and now I can’t remember. I’m going to say all of them, because she doesn’t have just one.”
What is Ms. Ruff’s favorite word? “I remember this because she always says it. What are my options? I know she always goes ‘eh’, or ‘hmm’ and stuff like that.”
MS. SHELBY RUFF ANSWERS
1 “I don’t know if I have a favorite because I don’t pay attention to that.”
2 “I like being able to explain everything that goes on in the world around me and to be able to go out hiking or something and go ‘oh, that’s this kind of tree’ or ‘oh, that’s why the weather is doing this.’”
3 “Kill all of the zombies. Hide and try to stay alive.”
4 “I’d say I’m kind of a card shark. I’m good at cribbage and hearts; group games like that.”
5 “I want Bill Nye’s job. I don’t know if that counts as not being a science teacher, but I think it would be really cool to do the TV or YouTube science class show thing without all of the grading that goes with it.”
6 “I like oldies. I don’t think that’s what you guys would call oldies now, but I like the 50’s, 60’s, 70’s kind of rock and roll stuff.” 7 “I like facetious a lot. Facetious is fun.”
