By Jessie Schirrick Posted February 6, 2013
This stuff is everything good and nothing bad.
You know who likes Abraham Lincoln? Jessie likes Abraham Lincoln.
My freakin’ face ate everything.
It’s a miracle that nobody besides me can hear the sounds in my mouth. I wish I could live in there, it’s so warm and gummy.
I think I just hit puberty.
Cartoons make my heart happy. There’s nothing I look forward to more than going home after a long day of saving lives and watching hours and hours of some animated entertainment.
I wish there was a dictionary for finding words that mean things, instead of the other way around. Like you use it opposite-wise. Instead of looking up what words mean, you could look up words that mean things. And they could call it The Real Deal.
Do you ever feel violated for no reason at all?
I think my thoughts are slowing down.
Every book that’s ever changed my life has been about Florida.
My absolute favorite finger is the one closest to my pinky on my left hand. It’s the bee’s knees.
I was never one to why I forget stuff. I just figured I was always thinking too fast that I couldn’t keep up.
You put it in the oven. Then, you win.
Bunnies really are the cutest.