By Tanner Lecumberry and Tanner Ames Posted February 19, 2014
*If you’ve read this before, you would know this, but if not… For the purpose of differentia, Tanner Ames will be known as Derek.
Derek: Wow February is already here. Where has the time gone?
Tanner: You’re telling me. I can’t wait to graduate!
Derek: February has a lot of holidays, Valentine’s Day, and Groundhog Day, how do you like these holidays?
Tanner: I think they’re all pretty superficial. No one cares about a groundhog; it’s just a way to keep up public morale.
Derek: Since Valentine’s Day has passed, I might as well ask, how was yours?
Tanner: It was great! There’s nothing better than scoffing at love with a whole bag of Ghirardelli chocolates.
Derek: Let’s talk about groundhogs; do you have anything on them?
Tanner: Honestly, I’m not sure what those even are.
Derek: There are many crazy facts about animals. Did you know that lobsters are biologically immortal? Besides humans killing them, they never age.
Tanner: I always thought it would be awesome to be a blue lobster. You’re super rare, so no one wants to eat you, and you’re kind of like a white buffalo.
Derek: Speaking of lobsters, they are delectable, and I need to eat some soon because now I am craving them.
Tanner: I’m really not a big seafood guy.
Derek: Alright, now I think I’m going to have to go get some lobster or crab, so unless you have something else to say, I think we’re done here.
Tanner: I don’t have much, except that mermaids are real, and they probably use dolphins like we use horses. It all makes perfect sense.
Derek: Umm…
Tanner: Right, goodbye everyone!
